Video 25 Jul 140 notes

mkhunterz:

mallotovcocktail:

mkhunterz:

mallotovcocktail:

#sharknado2

the sharkening?

"the second one"

I like mine better

Photo 25 Jul 21,252 notes kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

Photo 25 Jul 46,560 notes

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Video 25 Jul 35,529 notes

sixpenceee:

Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English. 

Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.

When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.

It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.

You can watch the full video here

And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language

Photo 25 Jul 4,903 notes sixpenceee:

whofan26:

sixpenceee:

If you are looking for a good book to read. I recommend this one. 
This entire book was written by a man whose stroke plunged him into a 21 day coma. He awakened to find himself fully paralyzed except for one eye and a part of his head. He survived an entire month, enough to publish an entire book. 
How did he do this?
He dictated his book one character at a time by blinking his left eyelid while an assistant recited letters. 
200,000 blinks tells his entire story. He died 3 days after the book was published due to pneumonia. 

holy shit

People are amazing
There is also a movie about this

sixpenceee:

whofan26:

sixpenceee:

If you are looking for a good book to read. I recommend this one. 

This entire book was written by a man whose stroke plunged him into a 21 day coma. He awakened to find himself fully paralyzed except for one eye and a part of his head. He survived an entire month, enough to publish an entire book. 

How did he do this?

He dictated his book one character at a time by blinking his left eyelid while an assistant recited letters. 

200,000 blinks tells his entire story. He died 3 days after the book was published due to pneumonia. 

holy shit

People are amazing

There is also a movie about this

Text 25 Jul 27,791 notes WHY THE FUCK NOT

unclefather:

stoleyogirl:

If you reblog this before July 1 2014, I will write your url down and stick it up my ass. Over the summer I will take my ass of urls and I will shit everywhere. I might clog public loos, I might even thrown my shit into crowds at festivals, or I may shit under napkins at restaurants.
Some one may find your url, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. 
You have until July 1 to reblog.

I can’t believe I missed it

Video 25 Jul 121,986 notes

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Text 25 Jul 20,508 notes me applying for a job

aragaki:

agendr:

aragaki:

interviewer: so do you have any special talents
me: :3
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
me: :3c
interviewer: shit boy!!

image

shit boy!!

Photo 25 Jul 89,720 notes sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

Photo 25 Jul 287,435 notes dreaming-witheyesclosed:

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

dreaming-witheyesclosed:

I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.

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Photo 25 Jul 170,136 notes deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

Text 25 Jul 5,353 notes

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

Photo 25 Jul 102,295 notes lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

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Text 25 Jul 5,330 notes Creepy Story: String Theory

sixpenceee:

Of all the creepy stories I’ve read in my life, I’ve got to say this one made me re-evaluate my life and think about it for a long time. 

Read on if you want to get mind-fucked.

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Photo 25 Jul 127,791 notes thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

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